“The whole purpose of places like Starbucks is for people with no decision-making ability whatsoever to make six decisions just to buy one cup of coffee. Short, tall, light, dark, caf, decaf, low-fat, non-fat, etc. So people who don't know what the hell they're doing or who on earth they are, can, for only $2.95, get not just a cup of coffee but an absolutely defining sense of self - Tall - Decaf - Cappuccino.”
- Tom Hanks, (As Joe Fox), You've Got Mail (1998)
Public Service Announcement: We at Sleuth News very much like Starbucks...but we actually know our order before we enter the store. We ask you, please, to know your order before entering the coffee shop. Be kind...don't hold up the line.
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